Things that are cool:
- America
- Freedom
- Punching Communists
- Laughing at the French
Things that are not cool:
- Soviet Union
- Communism
- Talk radio
- Diplomacy
Reasons why America is great:
- We've got the freedom.
- We kicked Nazi butt.
- Walmart
- Reaganomics
Reasons why the Soviet Union sucks:
- No Disney World
- Communism
- They're all bears on unicycles.
- Attracts meteorites